June 2013
334 posts
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
pleasure seekers: A Haiku For Every Girl I've Ever Slept With →
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1. The haiku form is
of an appropriate length
to describe this fuck
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2. When I handcuffed you
It was so insanely hot
I came in my jeans
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3. We used to have sex
So we didn’t have to talk
Now we do neither
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4. We had a threesome
You, me and my depression
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I fucking love this