January 2012
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my british science teacher said “the interwebs” today. awwwhhhh c:
me: hey you know how red beans are actually like brownish?
mackenzie: sure...
me: well thats what color marcus's penis is
mackenzie: that is fucking disgusting. Don't tell me that.
me: ok sorry I just noticed that because we we're eating them and i was like whoa thats weird and I wanted to tell someone and I thought you should know
mackenzie: well, thanks for the unneeded image in my head
me: just preparing you for when he fries to get you to give him a handjob
mackenzie: never. fucking blah. I srsly haven't talked to him in like 2 months.
me: one day you'll just walk into your room and he'll be there pantless and be like "handjob. now." and the first thing you'll think of will be red beans
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why are there so many boobs on my dash today omg
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Have you ever started thinking about someone really hot while you were eating and then impulsively started to eat all seductively and then you snap out of it because realize you’re right in front of your parents? Or is that just me…
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